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|The Lord's Greatest Gift|
|Season 1, Episode 2|
January 23, 2006
After learning that God's greatest gift is life, Orel recruits his friend Doughy to help protect that gift. A library book, a graveyard full of dead townsfolk, and Orel's convictions spell trouble for the population of Moralton.
Orel believes that everyone buried in the cemetery is being disrespectful to God in that they are rejecting His greatest gift, life.
He decides to bring his best friend Doughy's dead grandfather back to life using the Necronomicon he stole from the library, naively believing the corpse's unchanged clothes are causing it to stink and stripping it naked. Doughy's grandfather comes to life as a zombie and kills a nearby police officer, whom Orel also brings back to life after stripping him of his bloody uniform.
Within minutes, Moralton is being terrorized by naked, flesh-eating zombies. Orel is confronted by his father who explains that everyone is afraid of the zombies due to their nudity, which is prohibited by the "Lost" 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy."
Orel and his family proceed to clothe the zombies, who continue to terrorize the town, though everyone is laughing instead.
- Doughy Latchkey
- Orel Puppington
- Bloberta Puppington
- Clay Puppington
- Tina Noheart
- Miss Censordoll
- Reverend Putty
This episode was supposed to air first instead of The Best Christmas Ever.