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|Season 2, Episode 3|
|Air date||November 27, 2006|
|Written by||Dino Stamatopoulos|
|Directed by||Chris McKay|
Coach Stopframe goes to a meeting of a Satanic cult, taking Orel with him. However, Coach Stopframe is turned off from the cult when he sees that everyone in the meeting is overweight, wandering around in the nude, and devouring junk food refreshments.
Seeking help from Satan to win the heart of Orel's dad, Clay, Stopframe contacts a secret group of Satanists who will help him craft a love spell if he brings a virgin to their next meeting. Stopframe chooses Orel as the "virgin", but when he gets to the meeting, he is shocked at the truth about the Satan worshipers: the group is not the murderous disciples of Satan like Stopframe is, but instead a group of nerdy, overweight hedonists who get together to gorge themselves on junk food and have orgies. Stopframe and Orel leave the party and Stopframe resumes his ambiguous relationship with Clay
Love-- Bartholomew is mentioned when Orel finds one of his hairs in the vacuum bag while finding a strand of Clay's hair for Coach Stopframe