Principal Norm Fakey | |
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"Spent a fraction of the school's budget on those little monsters..." -"Love" | |
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Male |
Hair |
Black |
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Religion |
Protestant |
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Last Appearance |
"Honor" |
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Norm Fakey is the principal of Alfred G. Diorama Elementary School and a minor character. He was Millie Fakey's husband.
Personality[]
Principal Fakey is a selfish, pleasure-driven man with little respect for the children he manages. He is so frugal that he refuses to spend money on qualified teachers when needed, and is responsible for many free thinkers getting poor grades and worse treatment.
While he bears guilt for his affair with Nurse Bendy, he's not above lying to his wife in order to get another fix. He also considers it no fault of his own.
As you might have guessed, he is a misogynist.
History[]
Norm married Millie at some point while he was a coach at Diorama Elementary. Despite this, he would have sex with Nurse Bendy. His affair was an open secret and cost him his marriage.
Relationships[]
Millie Fakey
She is his ex-wife. whom he cheated on with Nurse Bendy. In Repression, Norm repressed his adultery entirely and as a result became upset and believed Millie was cheating on him after being diagnosed with an STD. He immediately kicked Millie out of the house and the two haven’t been shown to be together since.
Nurse Bendy
He’s shown to be in an affair with her throughout the series. Norm rapidly shifts from horrible guilt over cheating on his wife to insane lust for Nursula.
Nurse Bendy doesn’t seem to like him much, and appears completely uninterested and distracted during intercourse. Alone explores just how much she dislikes this treatment, and quite possibly implies their relationship isn’t consensual.
Appearances[]
Season One[]
- "God's Chef:" He tells Orel why masturbation is a sin and takes him to Reverend Putty.
- "Waste:" He introduces Orel to the audience.
- "Maturity:" He makes out with Nurse Bendy.
Season Two[]
- "God's Image:" Cameo appearance
- "Love:" He gets mad when Bartholomew gets more attention than his new playground.
- "Satan:" Cameo appearance
- "God's Blunders:" He puts Tommy in a special education program.
- "The Lord's Prayer:" He confesses to Reverend Putty.
- "Praying:" He pressures Orel to win the praying bee.
- "Repression:" This episode is about his affair with Nurse Bendy.
- "Geniusis:" He explains how to "teach" Missing Link about religion.
- "School Pageant:" Cameo appearance
- "Orel's Movie Premiere:" He's part of the audience.
Season Three[]
- "Grounded:" Cameo appearance
- "Innocence:" He's in the congregation.
- "Help:" This episode shows his marriage to Millie.
- "Closeface:" He introduces Reverend Putty to the audience.
- "Honor:" He makes a short cameo during a montage.
Other[]
- "Abstinence:" Doughy interrupts Principal Fakey and Nurse Bendy having sex.
Trivia[]
- His last name references how he's a fake character made of clay and his lying.
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